My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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