he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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