I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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