She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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