Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We are all done wearing pants today
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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