Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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