I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just had sex on a roof
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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