He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
if only i could text you this smell
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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