He felt like a one man threesome
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
