At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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