just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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