google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
