I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
True strength comes from lack of pants
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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