I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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