As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
