Is it normal to miss your booty call?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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