he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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