The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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