Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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