You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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