They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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