I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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