HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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