im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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