just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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