question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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