goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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