I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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