He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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