Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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