THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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