Ambien. No doubt about it.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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