Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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