Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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