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• (310): View more from California

  please tell me if i'm home and in my bed

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  negative

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  come find me please

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I had to brake up with him.

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  In my experience drinking helps.

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  You dont want to know why?

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  Not really. I want to drink.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house

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  So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!

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  It's a Thursday.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nope I went the fuck home like an adult

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?

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