If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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