based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
