But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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