i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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