Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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