apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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