she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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