Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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