im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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