Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
