He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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