No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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