He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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