no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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