I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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