I want to stick my p in your. b.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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