So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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