so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
