It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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