My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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